THE PIANO ROOM
Through a door in the northwest corner of the mess hall is a fairly small room. In it is a baby grand piano that takes up nearly the entire room (the Residents no longer remember how it actually got into the small room). The piano is almost never played, usually only for very special occasions or deaths. Sitting atop the piano, though, is a very special item that lures all Residents into the room at one point. It's a simply black urn filled with scraps of paper. On each paper, a job is written. To become a Resident of the Base, each character must draw a job.
This board is not for actual roleplaying. To become a Resident and be assigned a job, post an introductory post of your character entering the Piano Room and drawing a slip of paper. A staff member will reply to your post with a randomly-selected job.